In the nicest possible way, of course... Central defender Millie Bright briefly turned centre forward to bamboozle the German women's side at Molineux in midweek by scoring another crucial goal and helping the Lionesses lift the first-ever Arnold Clark Cup.
Remarkably, she was the joint winner of the tournament's golden boot!
In a dazzling Chelsea double, both Bright and Fran Kirby added late goals to push England to the top of the table in the mini competition, moving above the favourites Spain.
As nearly 13,500 fans bayed Sweet Caroline, national manager Sarina Wiegman threw caution to the wind with the game deadlocked at 1-1 and pushed Bright from the back line up into attack.
Blues manager Emma Hayes, commentating on the televised game on Wednesday night, cackled with delight as Bright slotted home for 2-1 before a breakaway by Kirby added the cherry on top.
"It was brilliant," said makeshift striker Bright, who immediately went back to shore up defence after her goal. "In the past it's been a rocky road for [England], but I'm proud of how far this squad's come."
With Jess Carter impressive on the left (until a knee injury forced her to limp off), there were three Blues in the starting line-up.
Niamh Charles was on the bench, touchingly giving her spare shirt at the end to a tiny girl holding up a cardboard plaque reading 'We are the Lionesses of the future!'
Millie Bright's golden boot award is likely to be the only one she ever gets in her playing career. Something to explain to the grandchildren when they ask her what that cobwebby thing is on the mantelpiece.
The Blues play Leicester City at Kingsmeadow in the FA Cup fifth round on Saturday.
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