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Chelsea victorious after Arsenal’s comical sock mix-up

Emma Hayes is still steering Chelsea Women towards four possible trophies. But fellow title contenders Arsenal need to pull their socks up.

19 March 2024
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Lauren James (right) talks to Johanna Rytting Kaneryd (left) during the match against Arsenal at Stamford Bridge
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Chelsea Women 3-1 Arsenal Women
Chelsea Men 4-2 Leicester City Men

Emma Hayes is still steering Chelsea Women towards four possible trophies. But fellow title contenders Arsenal need to pull their socks up.

Not that they had anything suitable to pull up ahead of their crunch clash at Stamford Bridge on Friday evening, after referee Becky Welch decided that the Gunners' white socks clashed with the ones the Blues would be wearing.

A record league crowd for Chelsea of just under 33,000 had to listen to an extended DJ set while Sky Sport's poor Kaz Carney stalled for the TV camera during the consequent 30 minute delay.

No alternatives had been packed on the team bus, so a hapless Arsenal gopher was dispatched to the Chelsea megastore to buy 20 pairs of their London rivals' black second-kit socks.

Gaffer tape masking the Nike swoosh on black Chelsea socks as worn by, er, Arsenal
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To rub salt in the wounds, the shop refused to give a discount as the Arsenal officials weren't Chelsea staff.

So £12.56 a pair was paid, and a roll of gaffer tape borrowed to mask the Nike swoosh, so as not to offend Gunners' supplier Adidas.

Easy win for the Blues

No wonder Arsenal seemed out of sorts when the game finally started. Lauren James, playing as a makeshift centre forward, dominated as the Blues went 3-0 up in half an hour, thanks partly to some fortuitous deflections.

Despite a late consolation goal there was no way back for the visitors, who left with only a kit bag full of dark, unloved secondhand socks to show for their evening in SW6.

It had been a game that many thought the Blues would lose. After all, Arsenal had well over a week to prepare, compared to injury-hit Chelsea's five days.

Mykhaylo Mudryk in action against Leicester City
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Pochettino under fire despite victory

But while Chelsea Women fans had a spring in their step after Friday night's victory, Chelsea men made hard work of their 4-2 FA Cup win over Leicester on Sunday.

Supporters can be a fickle lot. When a manager steers a team to a Wembley semi-final (even if the draw unkindly paired Chelsea up with Manchester City), they usually cheer his name to the rafters.

But when Mauricio Pochettino makes decisions that win matches, Chelsea's army – spoilt for silverware in the Roman era – apparently know better.

Boos rang out when, in the dying minutes of the quarter-final, the popular Mykhailo Mudryk was subbed for Carney Chukwuemeka. There were more boos as Raheem Sterling was taken off in favour of Noni Madueke. There were even a few chants of 'You don't know what you're doing'.

But Poch did. Both subs scored as extra time loomed, to put the game beyond doubt.

Chelsea men are showing distinct signs of improvement as the club's motley assembly of talent displays pace, nifty footwork and – yes – goals, too. I blame the manager.

The views expressed in this blog are those of the author and unless specifically stated are not necessarily those of Hammersmith & Fulham Council.

Tim Harrison

Tim is our Chelsea FC blogger.

He also writes our Shepherds Bush Cricket Club match reports during the football close season.

Tim has been writing Chelsea match reports since the late 1980s for newspapers and, more recently, websites.

When he first reported on the Blues, the press box was a metal cage suspended over the lip of the old west stand - and you reached it via a precarious walkway over the heads of the fans.

But he has been a Chelsea fan since his father took an excited seven-year-old to watch Chelsea v Manchester United in the mid 1960s... and covered his ears every time the chanting got too ripe.

In July 2005 he wrote The Rough Guide to Chelsea, published by Penguin, which sold 15,000 copies.

His favourite player of all time is Charlie Cooke, the mazy winger who lit up Chelsea's left wing in the 60s and 70s.

When he isn't watching the Blues, Tim acts, paints, writes and researches local history.

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